In Which I Put My Sunday School Knowledge to Terrible Use

I watched Starship Troopers this weekend (in celebration of Memorial Day, natch), and Seth Gilliam—Carver from The Wire—was in it. I was totally like "Man, killing bugs with nuclear-tipped RPGs is how we do things in the Western District!"

On the one hand, a cross-universe Starship Troopers/The Wire fanfic would be hilariously crazy and bad.
( But here's a hint of what it might be like! )